My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
*carefully cutting out gingerbread men*
…GODDAMN YOU ONE LEGGED GINGERBREAD MAN
…u think this is a fuckin game
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
Reminds me of someone else I know…
The only difference between the two of us is that everyone else thinks I’m beautiful as well, and Narcissus is alone.
That comment. I’m dead.
I have to keep reminding myself that food is ok and that I need to eat it but it’s really hard at the same time because my brain is telling me that if I eat then Ill gain pounds and pounds and never be able to stop and I want to eat but at the same time the thought of eating makes me sick
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
what a powerful image
This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the point could have gotten across just as well by itself but someone had to slap the text on it and scream “DO YOU GET IT? IT’S THE MEDIA, OKAY?”
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class